A woman in a yellow dress uses an umbrella to keep dry in Saint Louis, Missouri, November 1965.
Photograph by Bruce Dale, National Geographic
The Morton’s salt girl
A woman in a yellow dress uses an umbrella to keep dry in Saint Louis, Missouri, November 1965.
Photograph by Bruce Dale, National Geographic
The Morton’s salt girl
One day internet threads will have time marks of something like “50 years ago”. It would be like us reading a conversation between people in the 1960’s.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, September 24, 1908
When ur a cat and you don’t get where the goombas are going
I’ve watched this 20 times.
Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…
And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…
Holy shit.
- you’d take the role of Gyda, Ivar’s older sister, (imagine shes still alive) who sided with him along with Hvitserk and is now trying to talk some sense into him
- people LOVE you two together
- the on-screen chemistry between you two is fire
- you’d sometimes have problem staying serious while filming a scene together, you two would jurt burst out laughing time to time
- WORKING OUT together to stay in shape for the battle/fight scenes

- bringing eachother lunch/coffee when you knew it was going to be a long day filming
- lots of his instagram stories would include you
- having the most spontaneous hangouts. You’d randomly go for a coffee to a gas station in the middle of the night wearing hoodies and sweatpants
- literally everybody on set shipping you two together
- staring sessions while on interviews

-”are they together yet?”
- having such a goofy friendship but really intense relationship in vikings
- he’d often get asked about you in interviews
- “So people are talking about you and Y/N..”

- “Loving the chemistry between you two on screen, have you heard?”

- he’d keep your relationship status off-sight, since it’s so special to him he wants you two to have as much privacy as possible, even tho people talk and the paparazzi are the worst, constantly taking shots of you
- Alexander,being your close friend, almost like an older brother (haha get it) would tease him about you sooo often, since he and the others on set are very aware of the crush he has on you

- “Oh yeah, they certainly do enjoy working together..”
- hidden makeout sessions in between the takes
- “I almost ate you during that scene, babe.”
- the fans would literally freak everytime he’d post something of you, mostly photographs of you on his instagram with captions such as “beautiful” or “she’s a masterpiece”
- practicing lines together
- watching vikings together ???? oh my god???????
- finally, when you two publicly announce your relationship, the internet explodes and you’re all over the news
- he’d love to show off on the instagram stories, making everybody see what a gorgeous girlfriend he has

